@speakfridays , every Friday at 9, free condoms, and this stuff #stuff #music #comedy #poetry #art #fart #cart #paulblart # (at Inner Look)
Come out to Elwoods every 1st & 3rd Tuesday for a free comedy show or not whatever I’m not your dad #maybe #areyougonnatakethat? #illbeatElwoods (at Elwoods Gastro Pub)
Happy New Year to all you fucking cool motherfuckers out there, bust out the lube and some jello, enjoy it my fellow adults, 2016 is on the way. #newyear #newopportunities #useprotection #orbabynewyear2016couldbeyours #unlessyouwantonethengorawallday #fuckingcoolmotherfuckers
Pass by PRL every Wednesday for an open mic, it’s free, you can get on stage and spit, do comedy, whatever you want, sign ups at 9 you uncultured motherfuckers, check out @hrrry (at Pr L Euro Cafe)
CUSTOM MADE CLOWN BATTLE ARMOR FOR SALE
MAGIC +10
SADNESS +3
USED ONCE AGAINST THE DARK LORD AS PICTURED ABOVE, HMU
Eyy ya buncha champions I’m on this show tonight so you should stop by before either of us leaves this earth or whatever #dies #beforeoneofusdies #sugarcoating #grandmas #grandpas #pets #theresnothingafterthis #jkheaven4ever
I know you’re out there somewhere, Lugia (at Sit On My Face)
Come out to @speakfridays for some love and free condoms you whores also Saturday is comedy night so it’s like this but with more stories about how condoms break #ExceptThese #Bulletproof #Spermicide #YourKidsWillNeverHoldYouBackBecauseYouNeverHadAny #Advertising #FreeCondoms (at Speakfridays)
If you’re not here next Saturday it’s because you’re home jerking off and eating mac & cheese which is good news because this place has mac & cheese and a parking lot so get to it.